God Is A Lil' Kitty

I have decided I'm not comfortable with God. The God that people would have you beleive in is too harsh and I just don't like it. I mean just doesn't sit with me. So I did alot of research and decided its best for me to decide what God I'm comfortable with.
You see I decided God is a cute furry kitty cat. You know it does say:

5Then one of the elders said to me, "Do not weep! See, the Lion of the tribe of Judah, the Root of David, has triumphed. He is able to open the scroll and its seven seals."

So Jesus is The Lion of Judah and I have decided to still believe in the Trinity, to me this is logical and I like it, so this logically would mean that God would also be referred to the Lion of Judah. And since a lion is a cousin to the cat this makes sense to me. It should to you.
So, now I'm going to explain why I prefer to think of God as a cat. See a cat is cuddely, its warm and it can sit on my lap and as I stroke it it purrs and that makes me feel good. I can handle a God better that can purr at my whim, that will sit on my lap and make me feel warm. This is logical to me. It feels so warm and nice. I don't like dealing with a God who is mean and can't fit into my world. I want to stroke God the way I want to handle Him. Matter of fact I want to control Him because to be honest the other stuff in the "bible" just doesn't fit what I think God should be. So I have done what any logical person should do and make him fit.

So, Jewels have you gone off your nut? No I haven't. I have just given you an example of the rape of scriputre. I have watched people actually do what I have just said. I have even watched them go further. Such as finding people who support their idea and because so and so from Big U University with a PHD says so I will believe it. I'm actually frusterated today because I have watched someone spew similar stuff every where without any care for scriputre or any care for who God is. It makes me so angry to watch someone rape the scripture just so they can digest who God is and to also use it for away to justify their lifestyle. Now, I can say I'm a caught person as well. I may not rape the scripture, but I can still twist and turn what I want God to be. I have to wonder, when in community do we stand for heresy and say "no more! shut up and start listening and if you cannot leave. when you are ready come back." To be quite honest I believe we as a community have the right to do so. And just to be sure, I'm not so far off my nut by suggesting such a thought, there are examples of this the bible.

Anyway, today you got a rant. :P I hope your day is going better than mine.